|Koreha Zombie Desuka? Episode 02|
|Title in Japanese||いえ、吸血忍者です|
|Romaji Translation||Ie, Kyūketsu Ninja desu|
|Japanese Translation||No, It's a Vampire Ninja|
|Episode Number||Episode 02|
|Release Date (Japanese)||January 18, 2011|
|Release Date (English)||July 22, 2015|
|Ending||Notice Me, Mr. Zombie, I Am Your Classmate|
"No, It's a Vampire Ninja" (いえ、吸血忍者です, Ie, Kyūketsu Ninja desu?) is the second episode of the Koreha Zombie Desuka? anime. The Japanese version was aired on January 18, 2011, and the English version on July 22, 2015.
A week after the Megalo attack, Ayumu's dinnertime is suddenly interrupted by the appearance of a vampire ninja named Seraphim who requests the assistance of Eucliwood. Wanting to replace Ayumu's role as Eucliwood's servant, Seraphim challenges him to a fight which Ayumu just barely manages to win. Seraphim decides instead to become Ayumu's servant and live with him so she can be close to Eucliwood. Ayumu recalls the night when he first met Eucliwood. Later that night, Ayumu came across a house being attacked by a serial killer, and was stabbed by a sword in the process before Eucliwood revived him as a zombie. The next day when Haruna gets into an argument with Ayumu and tells him to die, Eucliwood slaps her, saying death isn't to be taken lightly, so Haruna apologizes to her.