|Koreha Zombie Desuka? Episode 08|
|Title in Japanese||えへ、学園妻です|
|Romaji Translation||Ehe, Gakuen-zuma desu|
|Japanese Translation||Heh, I'm a Schoolyard Wife|
|Episode Number||Episode 08|
|Release Date (Japanese)||March 1, 2011|
|Release Date (English)||September 2, 2015|
|Ending||Notice Me, Mr. Zombie, I Am Your Classmate|
"Heh, I'm a Schoolyard Wife" (えへ、学園妻です, Ehe, Gakuen-zuma desu?) is the eighth episode of the Koreha Zombie Desuka? anime. The Japanese version was aired on March 1, 2011, and the English version on September 2, 2015.
It is revealed that the x-ray glasses are for Seraphim. Haruna has a weird dream involving Ayumu trying to kiss her. Yuki asks her friends, Taeko Hiramatsu and Kanami Mihara, for advice on how she can learn to like Ayumu, trying various things such as a homemade lunch or walking him home. Meanwhile Seraphim receives a secret message. Haruna finds Ayumu and demands a date. He ends up inviting all of the girls and the next day they all go to the mall, where Haruna becomes annoyed at Yuki's attachment to Ayumu. Later Haruna asks Ayumu to kiss her, but she settles for pummeling him instead. When they return to the others, they discover Eucliwood has gone missing.